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Day 116 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

IN PERSON MODE ENABLED at /ethdenver 

At the ETHDenver Afterparty, YES2Crypto (barefoot, armed only with a cold wallet) sneaks into Nakatoshi DEX after /matcha mercenaries seize the roadmap, demanding “100 ETH in bribes or limit orders stay locked.”

"You brought a meme campaign… to a fee-war" sneers Hans Rugger, his eyes flickering with profit-maximizing algo trades. "Did you really think JPEGs and raindrops could outdo my intelligent routing and low fees?"

Dodging FUD grenades and rug pull charges, YES2Crypto shimmies through liquidity vents, grinning:

“Yippee-ki-yay, roadmap delay.”

Hans Rugger sneers: “This time, the memers do not walk off into the sunset with PMF”

YES2Crypto responds: "That's limit orders, gas whole"

Hans: "AAAAAHGHGHGHGGHGHGH"

rain 5116 $DEGEN (req't below)

Day 117 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

**This one is in honor of @deployer releasing limit order preview on @bankr yesterday during the /farcaster /ethdenver party.

In a bull market fueled by degens and hopium, /matcha reigns as the “King of the DEX,” peddling market orders and gaslighting timelines from their Lambo-shaped yacht “The Limitless Copium.” 

But when YES2Crypto, a rogue anon with diamond hands and a vendetta against slippage, infiltrates their Telegram group, chaos erupts. 

“Sell me this shitcoin,” jeers /matcha, tossing a worthless NFT at their merch-loving sycophants. 

YES2Crypto counters: “They’re not delaying limit orders… they’re stealing your profits with market order fees!” 

Cue a memetic uprising, BASE chain subpoenas, and a final showdown at ETHDenver’s best /farcaster meetup ever, where YES2Crypto drops the purple mic: 

“I’M NOT LEAVING until you deploy… or my memes do."

rain 5117 $DEGEN

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