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Day 117 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
**This one is in honor of @deployer releasing limit order preview on @bankr yesterday during the /farcaster /ethdenver party.
In a bull market fueled by degens and hopium, /matcha reigns as the “King of the DEX,” peddling market orders and gaslighting timelines from their Lambo-shaped yacht “The Limitless Copium.”
But when YES2Crypto, a rogue anon with diamond hands and a vendetta against slippage, infiltrates their Telegram group, chaos erupts.
“Sell me this shitcoin,” jeers /matcha, tossing a worthless NFT at their merch-loving sycophants.
YES2Crypto counters: “They’re not delaying limit orders… they’re stealing your profits with market order fees!”
Cue a memetic uprising, BASE chain subpoenas, and a final showdown at ETHDenver’s best /farcaster meetup ever, where YES2Crypto drops the purple mic:
“I’M NOT LEAVING until you deploy… or my memes do."
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