In January, @rsa.eth took a leave of absence from Bankless. 

Today, Ryan returns to Bankless...  

Watch this message from Ryan, and read the thread below to see what he's been cookin' up

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Ryan has gone to great lengths to preserve his youthful complexion - he's survived 3 market cycles without looking a day over 30!

But when wrinkles started to show, he knew he needed  a break to build something new...

Introducing FaceFi™: A Skincare Suite for Crypto Natives

#1 - LPeeling™
Prevent surface-level impermanent loss.

"As someone who’s spent the last 6 years thinking about liquidity, I never realized how illiquid my face had become.

LPeeling™ changed that.

What I love most is that it prevents impermanent loss... of radiance. This isn’t just skincare. It’s a facial liquidity protocol."

— 
@haydenzadams (Creator of Uniswap)

#2 -  Vance Spencer’s Max Vol Conditioner™
Optimized for volume and volatility.

"In the world of DeFi, managing volatility is key. The same applies to hair care." 

Max Vol Conditioner™ delivers unparalleled volume and resilience. It mirrors decentralized finance: providing liquidity where needed, ensuring stability amidst stressors, and promoting growth without compromising structure."

— 
@pythianism 
 (Vance Spencer, Co-Founder of Framework Ventures)

#3 - Impermanent Gloss™
Because liquidity fades (but not this)

"Okay, so Impermanent Gloss™ just dropped and we have thoughts.

This gloss is the opposite of your favorite altcoin: it actually sticks. It survived a governance happy hour and a monologue about EigenLayer.

Permissionless beauty. Frictionless glow. No centralized intermediary between you and the slay.

10/10 would LP again. ✨"

— 
@boysclub

#4 - Kwonfidence Cream™
Keeps your face smug, even post-explosion.

By my hand - wrinkles will die.

I built Kwonfidence Cream™ to be the most ambitious facial product in human history. A fully algorithmic moisturizer designed to maintain hydration parity under any conditions—be it harsh winds, extradition orders, or a $60B reputational collapse.

Backed not by collagen but by belief.

I’ve stress-tested it across multiple jurisdictions. My skin stayed radiant, proving beauty is composable.

Apply liberally. 
Remain arrogant. 
And if things collapse… just deploy more Kwonfidence.

— 
 (Do Kwon, Founder of TerraGlow Labs)

#5 - Vitalik's Blood Boy Serum™
Harvested from onchain-verified donors aged 18–22.

Honestly wasn’t expecting it to work. I just applied a few drops of Blood Boy Serum after my morning regen meditation, and within minutes, my skin went full EIP-1559—burning off dullness, replacing it with ultrasound smoothness.

By week two, I had full Ethereum Finality in my T-zone. I walked into Devconnect and got mistaken for a Solana founder.

The serum is thick but not greasy—like a freshly bridged asset. My partner said I was glowing like a multisig wallet with quorum.

Not cheap, but neither is vitality. 

10/10 would stake again.

— @PilledAndHydrated.eth

If you're still in crypto, and still searching for generational wealth... 

You need to get the Ryan Sean Adams FaceFi™ Skincare Suite for Crypto Natives

Pre-order yours here!
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If you're still in crypto, and still searching for generational wealth... 

You need to get the Ryan Sean Adams FaceFi™ Skincare Suite for Crypto Natives

Pre-order yours here!
👇
https://bankless.com/introducing-facefi-a-skincare-suite-for-crypto-natives

Finally a @bankless branded skincare product!!! I can’t wait to use this everywhere! Hope they add a skincare segment before the weeks sponsors

“I’m older than Kain Warwick, who my co-host beat up by the way”