Crypto is a gathering of losers who genuinely believe that pictures of monkeys should cost as much as an apartment. I'm one of them. We sit there at a loss, mining shitcoins on 2014 GPUs, and devoutly believe that 'free money is just around the corner.' We get scammed, ripped off, yet we still dive into new liquidity pools like hungry folks at a free buffet. And you know what? I love this shit. Because where else can losers wake up one morning as gods—or at least pretend to be?

P.S. If you're also in this swamp—high five, bro. We'll either go broke or moon. But it won’t be boring.