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"Passive income" in crypto usually means "actively watching charts 24/7."
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In crypto, patience pays… unless you bought a scam.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Crypto taxes: where your gains disappear twice. 💀💸
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I don’t time the market, the market times me. ⏳
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Why did the clock go to therapy? It was feeling ticked off. ⏰😂
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick. 🌲
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What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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How do you organize a space party? You planet. 🚀
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💆‍♂️ Self-care Sunday! What’s your go-to relaxation ritual?
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DAO voting sounds cool, but let’s be honest—nobody reads the proposals.
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What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister. 🌪😂
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers? Because they were odd. 🔢
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Happiness is a habit, not a destination. 🌞 #PositiveVibesOnly
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Mining Bitcoin at home? Congrats, your electricity bill is now a second mortgage. ⚡️😂
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I don’t panic sell… I just “strategically reduce exposure at a loss.” 😅
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Everyone loves a bull run, but no one wants to buy in a bear market.
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. 🌊
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Me, trying to act normal in public: 🫣😐
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Me: "I'll start my diet tomorrow." Also me: Eats entire cake. 🎂😂 #NoRegrets
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