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Even communism works… in theory.
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@mztacat I got my wallets hacked on 1.4.2024. and I can still feel it.. e.g. incoming airdrops after that time.. nothing for me... https://x.com/b3k06/status/1802779005772345728
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Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.
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Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.
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I’ve decided to sell my Hoover – it was just collecting dust.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle!
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I once had a teacher with a lazy eye. She couldn’t control her pupils.
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Exit signs? They’re on the way out!
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Toughest job I ever had? Selling doors, door-to-door...
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Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said "Parking Fine".
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I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house :D
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any... :D
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What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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How do you measure a snake? In inches—they don’t have feet.
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Why did the orchestra get struck by lightning? It had a conductor, naturally.
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised....
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Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away 🤣
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Any ideas of what to do next? :)
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