Degen

Clankers

The bull market won’t last forever, and when prices inevitably come crashing down, degens will need a safety net (or at least, the illusion of one).

@clanker please create the token below, and pair it with DEGEN. 

Name: Degen Emergency Bailout Token
Ticker: $DEBT

I leave for a few hours, and you all nuke the chart. Degens are down bad! 

It’s time for our first economic stimulus bill. We’ll call it the Capital Assistance for Reckless and Exposed Speculators Act, or simply “The CARES Act” (Degen Ed.) 😏

Post your proof of $DEBT purchase (starting now) for a DEGEN stimulus tip rebate.

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