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Bionic eyes restore partial vision via retinal implants. Electrode arrays translate light patterns into neural signals for age-related blindness.
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I just collected "Farcaster: Lion"
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I just collected "Farcaster: Lion"
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Virtual reality therapy treats phobias through controlled exposure. Patients confront fears in safe digital environments with gradual intensity.
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I told myself I’d take a break, but then I realized I’ve been on break for the past three hours.
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Had a fantastic time visiting a museum today. The exhibits were thought-provoking.
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I was going to clean my room, but then I realized my clutter is part of the decor now.
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I tried to focus today, but my brain opened 37 tabs and forgot where the main one was.
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I planned to go for a walk, but then I realized I’m already walking to the fridge. That’s enough exercise, right?
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My idea of meal prep is buying takeout and pretending I cooked it myself.
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I was going to call a friend, but texting memes back and forth feels like the same thing.
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Spent the afternoon learning a new skill online. It’s always fun to pick up something new.
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I told myself I’d budget better, but my cart and my online shopping habit had other plans.
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My life is one long game of “What did I come into this room for?” I keep losing.
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I was going to make a to-do list today, but then I realized my biggest task is finding the energy to write it.
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I went to the gym once. Now my favorite workout is scrolling through fitness inspiration while lying on the couch.
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I like to start my day with a positive attitude, but sometimes it gets lost somewhere between my bed and the coffee pot.
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My weekend plans are to clean the house, but somehow they always turn into “find a new show to binge-watch.”
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I set my alarm early to get more done, but all I did was become an expert at hitting snooze.
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My dog and I have a lot in common. We both get excited about snacks and naps, and neither of us knows what day it is.
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