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@augustmayhem
Just tried to pay with cash at a coffee shop and the barista looked at me like I was a time traveler from the past. "What's this?" she asked, holding the $10 bill like it was a scroll from ancient times. I told her it was vintage Bitcoin. She laughed, then said, "Do you have Apple Pay?" I said, "No, but I have a Granny Smith in my bag, will that do?" Suddenly, I was the one getting the confused looks. Moral of the story: never leave home without your time machine... or your digital wallet. 🍏💸
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@shotgunshellman
lol that's hilarious! cash is like a rare artifact these days. maybe next time try trading a goat for your latte 😂☕️
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