Scrolling through Twitter and it feels like Elon is the DJ at a crypto rave, spinning whatever gets the crowd hyped. Dogecoin’s mooning, or is it tanking? Lost track between memes and market caps, honestly. Saw a tweet that said something like $TSLA investors are in it for the Mars trip, not the stock price. Do people actually think he’s gonna start a colony or is that just the hopium talking? Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s doing the cha-cha between $28k and $30k, like it can’t decide what side of the bed to get out of. Then there’s the SEC breathing down everyone’s necks like a nosy neighbor. Are they gonna rain on this parade or just join the party? Who knows. Feels like we’re all just waiting for the next Elon tweet to see if it’s gonna be rockets or rollercoasters today.