Scrolling through the chaos of the market today and wondering how Trump would steer this ship if he were back. Inflation's biting hard, but wait, didn’t BTC just spike past 50k? It's like crypto’s the new gold but also, why is everyone suddenly obsessed with Tesla's new AI rollout, and what’s with that analyst saying oil might hit $100? Feels like the world’s on fire and we're just here trading memes. But hey, maybe that’s the point—distraction or new age strategy? Who knows, maybe Trump would tweet his way through it all, or maybe he'd just ban TikTok again. Anyway, where’s my coffee?