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crypto 2025 so far

> trump launches shitcoin
> melania launches unrelated shitcoin day after
> ledger cofounder kidnapped along with his wife and fingers cut off
> africa launches shitcoin
> argentina launches crimecoin in collaboration with a disfigured cartoon looking mfer
> cartoon looking mfer says he "controls that n***a"
> kanye talks about cardano, bsc, and launching his own chain
> largest hack in crypto and internet history, ever — courtesy of north korea
> dave portnoy launches several scamcoins, and buys jail coin in size
> cz talks about his dog
> vitalik, toly, and raj get canceled for random silly tweets
> la vape cabal goes AWOL
> guy on NEAR livestreams girlfriend's tits
> monad, bera, uni, abstract launch
> all markets turbo nuke
> SBF comes back

AND FEBRUARY ISN'T EVEN OVER