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@kenny
imagine buying this chart then getting pestered with egg notifications
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@ionoi
Imagine? Imagine he says. I don't have to imagine that. I have to Imagine the minds behind a platform touting this as something 'good' Imagine the (how far up your ass is your head?)-edness of it all Imagine.
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@kenny
🫂
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@ionoi
It's cool Everyday one of these assholes does something dumber and therefore everyday the probability of me being in proximity to one of them increases and I'm going to coin me going straight construction worker on them and bet your ass it's gunna cover my lawyer fees and then some. So I got that going for me
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@artlu
you haven't met the dev, brian from unlonely, yet. he's very tall
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@ionoi
A. Is Brian a good dev or a bad dev? B. My hammer don't care if it's in the basement or on the roof
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@artlu
hahaha A. brian is bad, a very bad dev but it's a running joke, brian has nothing to do with $EGGS. The viral project is from Jason and borodutch (he goes by multiple names), who are truly cracked devs and supreme shitposters. B. Boro has shared his weightlifting videos, he looks nothing like brian yet he introduced himself to everyone at farcon as brian from unlonely. Your name is dutch, maybe you would like to meet Borodutch. Or maybe you are him idk
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@ionoi
The type of social loser who posts weightlifting videos is just Awwww You're pathetic and you don't know it
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@artlu
ok brief digression. Story time (for kenny) a while ago, a random anon joined the /poidh discord and started talking shit, saying what a great dev he was, sharing wild weightlifting videos and crazy pics. The kind you would see on TG, never on Warpcast. He was funny af. I assumed he was crazy. Then I posted a decent-sized onchain POIDH bounty to pentest my project. I had built a website and wanted to learn how secure I had made it. I put the challenge to the group. All the regulars oooh'ed and aaah'ed, started discussing how great it would be if they could get my money but surely they weren't as skilled as me at security. About an hour later, this guy announced he had hacked my site. I literally thought he was just crazy, not cracked as well. I asked him to prove it to me privately, he did, and I said cool I'll pay you the bounty, could you please help me fix the holes too. He got the money, helped me with an extremely professional vulnerability assessment report, and then ..
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@artlu
... (sorry, hit the character limit before finishing my story) he kinda disappeared? I tried to tell everybody that if you ever wanted to find shadowy super coders, just go to /poidh and put some money onchain, they'll find you. he's kind of a legend in the group. he came back later, started posting (paying for) the most sweet, thoughtful, positive bounties that /poidh has ever seen. Like, paying people to post proof that you told someone you love them. the interwebs be crazy, man
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