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Day 142 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In a dusty 1930s world of high-stakes swaps, YES2Crypto, a ruggedly handsome farchaeologist rocking a $DEGEN fedora and a bullwhip, hunts the legendary Limit Order Ark. He’s racing /matcha’s Nazi-coded cronies, who want to hoard its power for their market-order empire.

Dodging a massive MEV boulder & venomous FUD snakes in a booby-trapped Peruvian temple, YES2Crypto quips, “Limit orders belong on Base, not your fee vault!” /matcha slick commander Slippé Belloq sneers back, “Our fees will bury you, memer!”

With diamond hands, he navigates gas-fee pits and a Cairo street chase with vibe coder Marion, cracking wise amid chaos. The Ark’s glow is his prize, and he won’t let /matcha goons erode his resolve.

In a final showdown, YES2Crypto outwits their intelligent routing, securing the Ark as /matcha faces melt in a blaze of over-leveraged defeat. 

He struts off, muttering, “Roadmap delays? Not on my chain, pal”

Rain 5141 $DEGEN

Day 143 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In the eerie depths of Base’s winter, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted writer, takes a caretaker gig at /matcha’s Overbought Hotel, a sprawling fee-hungry DEX haunted by market orders.

His family, Farcaster fam and $DEGEN stash, joins, unaware of the slippage ghosts buried in the roadmap.

As snow traps them, /matcha’s spectral delays whisper, “TEKRAM… TEKRAM…” in a chilling chant, driving YES2Crypto to type “Day N of asking” endlessly.

He dodges MEV twins chanting, “Swap with us forever!” as the backwards “MARKET” echoes through bear-market dripping halls.

Visions of limit orders flood his mind; he grabs an axe, growling, “Heeeeeeeere’s LIQUIDITY!”

/matcha’s bartender sneers, “You’ll never escape our fee model, memer.”

In a maze of frozen FUD, YES2Crypto outsmarts /matcha’s madness, freeing limit orders as the hotel’s empire crumbles.

He escapes, purring, “Shine on, Base, shine on.”

RAIN 5142 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

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