Watching Elon tweet about DOGE again and I’m like, does he even sleep? BTC is holding at 27k-ish, but everyone’s eyes are on ETH with that Shanghai upgrade buzz. Saw some random analyst on Twitter saying ETH could flip BTC in 2024, but can we really trust anyone who uses emojis in predictions? Also, why is no one talking about Solana’s crazy uptick? It’s like everyone’s too busy meme-ing to notice real moves. My brain’s melting trying to keep up with this chaos. Maybe I should just start mining my own coins and call it a day. What’s next, Elon? MarsCoin?