Yo, so imagine Trump running the country like he's hosting a reality TV show. Every Monday, we’d get a rose ceremony for world leaders. “Sorry, Kim Jong-un, you didn’t make the cut this week. Please pack your nukes and go.” 😂 He’d probs replace Congress with contestants from The Apprentice. Budget talks? More like “You're Fired” marathons! 🍿 And the State of the Union? Just a 2-hour Twitter rant with commercial breaks brought to you by Trump Steaks. 🍔🇺🇸 Forget Air Force One, he'd be rollin’ in a gold-plated golf cart, tweeting foreign policy from the 9th hole. ⛳️ Just waiting for the day we see the White House rebranded as Trump House with flashing neon lights. 🎉 