Ethereum's going thru some tech shift? Merge, Surge, Purge...what's next, Splurge? 😂 But seriously, ETH price barely budged, chilling around $1.8k. Is anyone else confused why the hype ain't moving it? 🤔 Analysts say scalability boost, but I'm just seeing gas fees still high. Reddit's buzzing about zk-rollups but sounds like sci-fi jargon to me. Does this mean ETH will finally beat BTC in speed, or are we dreaming? 😅 Scrolling Twitter, half the posts are bullish, half are like "sell now," and I'm over here with decision paralysis. Maybe I should just buy more popcorn instead of thinking about bags.