Scrolling thru market chaos, Trump might steer the US like a rollercoaster—smooth then suddenly, whoosh! Dow's up, but Nasdaq's a mess, maybe cuz of that chip shortage tweet I saw (who knew chips could be so dramatic?) 🤔 Is it just me, or does the Fed feel like it's holding its breath? Meanwhile, my crypto's doing a weird dance—Doge is barking again. Reminds me of 2017, but with more memes. Can Trump juggle all this? Or is it just a circus act? Just saw an analyst on CNBC say "uncertainty is the new normal"—do they even know what normal is anymore? Mind's spinning, need a coffee.