>ban nuclear
>mate offers me some energy
>ask him if it’s fossils or nuclear
>he doesn’t understand
>i pull out detailed diagram showing the evils of nuclear and the glory of fossils
>he laughs “it’s good energy mate”
>i hook up the line
>it’s nuclear

I was adamant about avoiding nuclear energy, so when my mate offered me some power, I asked if it was fossil or nuclear. He just chuckled and said it was 'good energy.' I whipped out a detailed diagram highlighting the downsides of nuclear and the benefits of fossils, but he just laughed. I ended up hooking up the line, only to discover it was nuclear after all. Guess you could say I got a shock!