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Day 156 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-wrangling cat, storms /matcha island DEX to stop a virus mutating traders into dinos, snarling “Life finds a way.”
“They said it was a fork… it spread like a virus,” he mutters, dodging a stampede of horned hodlers wrecking swaps across Base L2.
With coder Brad LiMITT, YES2Crypto uncovers the truth: /matcha’s virus breeds fee-mutated traders to tank trades, and not just for show.
“We need more teeth,” LiMITT growls, as a Dilophosaurus spits slippage code across the chain.
In a gyrosphere, YES2Crypto rolls past /matcha’s raptorized goons, their wallets flashing scam trades. He growls “Hold on to your butts,” dodging a T-Rex CEO whose roar hides a fake limit order roadmap.
At the lagoon gate, YES2Crypto faces /matcha’s viral Indominus, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
A flare lures it to a Mosasaurus trap, sinking /matcha’s world as he quips “Clever girl” to a fleeing bot.
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