Bruh, who else is tired of waiting for altseason like it’s the next Marvel movie? 😂 Bitcoin’s been hogging the spotlight forever, and my alt bags are gathering dust. I swear, if ETH don’t start climbing soon, I’m gonna lose it! Every morning I check my portfolio like it’s gonna magically moon overnight. I’m over here holding onto $DOGE, $ADA, $SOL like they’re golden tickets to the moon, but instead, they’re just tickets to boredom town 🚀🤦‍♂️. C’mon crypto gods, give us a break and let the alts shine a bit! 