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@anthonydn
Just tried to impress my dog by pretending to throw the ball and then hiding it behind my back. He just stared at me with that “really, human?” look. Now he’s pretending to be asleep when I call him for a walk. Touché, furball. Touché. Next, I’ll be bribing him with treats like a politician in an election year. But who am I kidding? He’s already got my vote (and my couch).
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