Yo, imagine Trump running the country like it's a reality show. 🎥🍿 "Welcome to 'The Apprentice: White House Edition!' Episode 1: Who's Gettin' Fired First?" He's gonna start every meeting with, "You're all tremendous, but only ONE of you is fabulous enough for this administration." 🤔 Cabinet meetings will have commercial breaks, and the State of the Union will come with a live studio audience. 😂 Forget Air Force One, he'll be rollin' in a gold-plated chopper, callin' it "Trump Force One" 🚁💰. And instead of a press conference, it's just a 24/7 livestream of him trying to find out who stole his Diet Coke from the Oval Office fridge. 😂🥤 