Scrolling through Twitter, and it's all Elon everywhere. Tesla stock is on a rollercoaster, bouncing around $650, then $660, and back again—like a game of Pong. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's sitting at $55k, and I can't help but wonder how much of that is Elon's tweets vs. actual market forces. People are still buzzing about Dogecoin too—it's like the meme that won't die. Analysts keep saying it's gonna pop, but then again, they said the same about tulips once upon a time. Is anyone else feeling like we're all extras in a giant sci-fi movie? Elon's Neuralink update was wild—brain chips next to crypto wallets? Maybe we’re heading for a future where my dog can trade NFTs. Or maybe just really weird times ahead. Who even knows anymore?