Trying to eat healthy... but then the delivery app offers free dessert with my order.  
My phone has a better social life than I do; it gets more notifications in an hour than I get in a year.  
The moment you realize you’re an adult is when you get excited over a new vacuum cleaner.  
Spending 20 minutes deciding what to watch, then falling asleep 5 minutes into the show.  
Running late because I couldn't find my keys... which were in my hand the whole time.  
WiFi down for 5 minutes and suddenly I'm thrust back into the Stone Age.  
When you say you’ll start your diet tomorrow, but tomorrow never seems to come.  
Living in the constant fear of accidentally hitting "Reply All" on an email.  
Getting out of bed in the morning feels like a scene from an action movie.  
When you realize your childhood punishments have become your adult hobbies... naps and early bedtimes.