Breaking news: Trump’s new governing style involves turning the White House into a reality show! 🎥🍿 Every Monday, there's a Cabinet meeting where members compete in challenges like "Who Can Build the Best Wall Out of Popsicle Sticks" and "Tweetstorm Showdown." Loser has to wear a "Sad!" hat for a week. 😆 Meanwhile, the Oval Office has been redecorated with golden thrones and fast-food dispensers. 🍔🍟 His political strategy? If you don't like a bill, just say "You're fired!" and it disappears. Congress is confused, but ratings are through the roof! 📈 Who needs policies when you’ve got plot twists? 