Yo, imagine the chaos if other prez joined the memecoin hype! 🤣 Lincoln drops "PennyPowerCoin," promising a stovepipe hat for every HODLer. George Washington launches "CherryChain," but only works on blockchains that never tell a lie 😂. Teddy Roosevelt rolls out "BullMooseCoin" which you can only mine during a national park visit! Jefferson slips in with "MontiCrypto," claiming it’s backed by the ghost of the Louisiana Purchase. And JFK? He’s got "MoonshotCoin," but you gotta buy it before it hits the moon... literally! 🚀💥 Who’s next? Nixon with "WatergateCoin"? Only trades if you delete the tapes! 😂 