Scrolling through Twitter and it's all "when's alt season?" but honestly, who knows anymore? BTC teasing $30k again but ETH just chilling like it's on a coffee break. Solana's been acting like a drama queen with all these network outages, but still gets fanboys hyped. Every influencer is either shouting "buy the dip" or "run for the hills"—pick a lane, people! Saw a tweet earlier saying XRP's the next big thing, but isn't that always the case? Also, can we talk about Dogecoin? It's like that friend who shows up unexpectedly and somehow makes the party better. But then again, what if this is just another false start? I mean, 2023's been a rollercoaster already, and we're only halfway through. Why does it feel like I'm just waiting for a sign, any sign, that's not a meme? Maybe the real alt season was the friends we made along the way... or maybe it's just FOMO. Who knows.