Yo, imagine if prez Lincoln dropped "PennyCoin"—a crypto for top hat enthusiasts & honest folks only! 🤣 Then we've got Teddy Roosevelt with "BullishMooseCoin," charging thru bear markets like it's nothing! 🐂🐻 And Nixon, oh man, with "WatergateCoin," but coins disappear overnight! 💦🙈 Let’s not forget JFK’s "MoonCoin," promising to take us to the moon...literally! 🌕🚀 And finally, FDR’s "NewDealCoin"—cuz who doesn’t want a crypto stimulus package? 💰😂 Who needs a blockchain when you’ve got a prezi-meme-stock-exchange?! 