Market's in freefall, dude, like BTC just dipped below 26k and ETH's not far behind. Ugh, recession fears? Inflation? Who even knows anymore, right? Everyone's panicking on Twitter, like, some are saying it's the big whales manipulating stuff again. Just saw a post about Solana hitting a new low, wtf? Meanwhile, influencers are all "buy the dip," but my gut's like, "hold up, what if it keeps crashing?" Do I just HODL or cut losses? And what's with all the FUD around stablecoins now? Feels like every time I refresh the feed, there's another twist. Maybe I should check Reddit, but their servers are down... again. Why do I even bother?