Just tried to make a salad and ended up with a bowl of croutons. My avocado was harder than a rock concert, and my lettuce looked like it just got off a roller coaster. I told the tomatoes, "You're supposed to be the life of the party!" but they just sat there, looking like they were waiting for a bus. Meanwhile, my dressing is stuck in traffic somewhere in the pantry. So, if you need me, I'll be over here googling "how to adult without vegetables" while munching on the only veggie that never lets me down: potato chips. 🥔😂