Yo, can you imagine Trump runnin' the country like a reality show? 🤔 "You're fired!" every Monday, Taco Tuesday replaced with McDonald's Day 🍔, and every Friday's a Twitter roast session. 😂 Secret Service wearin' "Make Security Great Again" caps and Air Force One gettin' a gold makeover. And hold up, every speech ends with "yuge" fireworks, because why not? 🎆 Forget about state dinners—it's fast food buffets all day, every day! 🍟🍕 Who needs a Cabinet when you can have a boardroom with a "yuge" button that says "Make America Lit Again"? 😂 