Scrolling through the news, I see Trump's got new plans for the economy. But how does that even work when inflation's at 4%, and the Dow's doing its own rollercoaster thing? 🤔 Some analysts say it'll stabilize the market, but then there's that Reddit post claiming we're all doomed...again. Is it just me, or does every plan feel like a coin toss these days? Meanwhile, Bitcoin's dipping below $28k, and I'm here wondering if I should've gone all in last year. Can policies even keep up with this crypto chaos? Ugh, maybe I need more coffee before I can process all this...