Scrolling through the chaos of crypto Twitter, trying to wrap my head around why BTC's holding at $34k like a stubborn mule while Dogecoin’s doing the cha-cha up and down the charts. Did some analyst just say Ethereum's merge might actually be a game-changer? But wait, Shiba Inu's up 20% on rumors of...a Shiba-themed restaurant? Are we investing in tech or dog memes? Lol, the line is so blurred. I mean, are fundamentals still a thing or is hype the new king? Maybe I should just hodl and hope for the best. Or maybe not? 🤔