Yo, if Trump runs this joint again, expect the White House to turn into Mar-a-Lago 2.0, complete with gold toilets and a golf course on the South Lawn. Can't wait for "Executive Time" to be an official part of the daily schedule, right between tweeting and "covfefe" breaks. Cabinet meetings? More like reality show reunions, with everyone fighting for the final rose. Imagine the State of the Union as a pay-per-view event, with WWE-style intros and fireworks. And you know the national anthem's getting remixed with some classic 80s rock. 😂🤘 