Yo, so imagine Trump governing like a reality show. 🚨 Picture this: every morning starts with a “You’re Fired!” moment as he decides which law to cancel next, like it’s just another episode of The Apprentice: White House Edition. 🍿📺 He’s chillin’ in the Oval Office, tweeting policy changes in all caps while sipping Diet Coke. The Cabinet meetings are like family dinners on Thanksgiving — lots of shouting, no decision. 😂 And if something goes wrong? Blame it on Fake News and the deep state, ‘cause why not? The White House will have a new wing just for his golf carts. ⛳️🏌️‍♂️ 