Yo fam, can u imagine if Abe Lincoln dropped a memecoin? Call it "HonestBuck" and it only gains value if u never lie 🤥. Teddy Roosevelt would launch "BullMoo$eCoin" - strong as a bison but might charge at ya when least expected 😂. George Washington could roll out "CoinStitution," promising not to devalue unless cherry trees r involved 🍒. And don't sleep on FDR's "NewDealCoin" - it keeps promising a brighter future but sometimes just prints more of itself! 😂 Which prez would you hodl? 🚀💸