Ethereum's pivoting to this new thing called Proto-Danksharding? Sounds like a spell from Harry Potter, but it's real, I swear 🤯. Gas fees are supposed to drop, maybe make $ETH more like a bus pass than a yacht ticket 🚌🛥️. But wait, will this even affect its price or just another hype train? Everyone's buzzing about it on Reddit, but I'm still seeing $1700-ish on my app. Is it a buy signal or just noise? Some guy named @CryptoDude420 says it's the future, but he also predicted Dogecoin to the moon last year, so... who knows? Might just keep lurking and see who else jumps on this sharding bandwagon. Why is crypto always like decoding a mystery novel?