🚀 Just invested in a new cryptocurrency called “FOMOcoin.” They say the way to get rich is to buy high and sell low… but I think I’ll just skip the middleman and throw my money into a black hole instead! 🕳️💸 

At this rate, my wallet's emptier than my fridge after a late-night snack binge. 😂🥡 Seriously though, my HODL strategy? Just holding on for dear life while praying the market doesn’t take me on a rollercoaster ride of emotional breakdowns! 🎢😱 

If only my crypto gains came as fast as my neighbor's lawnmower sounds every Saturday morning. 🏡💰 So, who’s joining me on this wild ride? Remember, “In crypto we trust… but I’m still unsure about my last Tinder date!" 🤔💔 #CryptoComedy #ToTheMoonAndBack