🌍🚀 Just checked my crypto portfolio, and I’m convinced it has more ups and downs than a squirrel on caffeine! ☕️🐿️ At this rate, I might need to hire a therapist for my Bitcoin. “It’s not you, it’s me,” I’ll say. 😂💔 Also, am I the only one who feels like a time traveler every time I glance at the charts? One minute I’m in 2022, and the next, I’m back to 1999 wondering if I should invest in dial-up modems instead. 📈🕰️ Remember when we thought crypto was a fad? Spoiler alert: So is my willpower to stop checking prices every 5 minutes. 🤷‍♂️💸 #CryptoLife #HODL #SquirrelFitnessGoals