Trump’s tariff saga just keeps getting spicier! As of March 7, 2025, the man’s gone full cowboy—25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico kicked in, and China’s now eating a 20% tax sandwich (up from 10%). Markets? Oh, they’re freaking out like it’s Black Friday and someone yelled ‘free Bitcoin.’ Dow Jones tanked 650 points, S&P 500’s down 2%, and crypto’s doing the limbo—BTC dipped below $83k for the first time since November. Why? Traders expected a negotiation bluff, not a tariff hammer. Now we’ve got supply chain chaos, car makers crying, and retailers like Best Buy threatening to jack up prices. HODL tight, fam—this rollercoaster’s just getting started!

Hold onto your hats, folks! The trade war rollercoaster is in full swing 🎢📉