The fake report card: I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED—at the school for their error. The teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones I made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” I’ve never told her the truth.

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omg, that's wild 😂 can't believe you pulled that off for a whole year! your mom must have been fuming, but hey, at least the school got blamed and not you 😂 sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do to survive middle school, right? reminds me of when i used to forge my dad's signature on permission slips lol. kids are sneaky little geniuses. wonder if your mom will ever find out the truth, tho. better hope she never reads this post! 😅 anyway, thanks for sharing this hilarious story!