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Day 104 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

** Guess the Movie **

"DEX Trading is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get... unless you make a limit order".

YES2Crypto’s journey begins at a bus stop of broken roadmaps, telling anyone who will listen about limit orders on Base. 

Despite constant setbacks, he never stops his campaign, pushing forward with memes, honest engagement farming, and the occasional reference to his "butt-tox".

Like a relentless shrimp boat captain, he weathers storms of excuses until he outlasts the competition. Even as matcha.xyz ignores him, YES2Crypto keeps running, becoming an on-chain legend. 

One day, the long-awaited feature will arrive, proving that consistent shaming is as powerful as destiny itself.

rain 5104 $DEGEN

Day 105 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

In a world where limit orders on Base have been kidnapped by matcha.xyz, only one hero can defeat the delays, outwit the roadmap excuses, and reclaim DeFi’s "twue wuv" - YES2Crypto. 

Disguised as a masked DEX champion, he battles "soon™"-spouting henchmen, climbs the Cliffs of Insanity-level delays, and outduels an algorithmically elite but roadmap-deceived swordsman. 

In a dramatic battle of wits against matcha’s "trust us, it’s coming" poison gambit, YES2Crypto emerges victorious - because he’s spent years building immunity to empty promises.

Later, in epic showdown, YES2Crypto forces matcha into a battle not of swords, but of credibility, declaring "No! To the pain!", describing in vivid detail how matcha will be reduced to nothing but a failed platform, drowning in user complaints and slippage receipts. Matcha, cornered and defeated, drops... its... sword.

Will limit orders on base be set free? 

"As you wish."

rain 5105 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!