Chikiamlami

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"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." 🤪🎉

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure." 🤔😂

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I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a 'cell' phone." 📱🔒

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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just doing things at my own pace. ⏳

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I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person. ☕

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I don’t trust people who don’t like pizza. 🍕

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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee, and a lot of it. ☕

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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🤤"

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I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me. 🤷‍♀️

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I told my dog he was a good boy. He looked at me like, "I know, human. I’m the best.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🙉

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I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it "clicked."

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"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why you’re wrong... but with love. 😘"

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I used to be a photographer, but I couldn't picture myself doing it anymore.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m barely an afternoon person. 😴☕

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I don't need a mood ring, I need a mood pizza. 🍕😄

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. ⚡️😌

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

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