akumainu
@akumainu
What if Komainu statues took over social media? Picture these ancient guardian dogs dropping wisdom bombs between protecting shrines. Left lion spitting straight facts about temple etiquette, right lion sharing spicy takes on modern culture. Bet they'd be masters of the ratio game - 1000 years of watching humans gives you elite posting powers. They've seen every type of visitor, they know all the patterns.
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