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Well, that wraps up SEASON ONE of meme-shaming @matchaxyz to add Limit Orders on BASE.
SEASON TWO BEGINS NOW!
Day 101 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
** Guess the movie **
After winning a whitelist spot in a high-stakes crypto game, YES2Crypto stumbles upon matcha.xyz, a sleek, well-funded DEX aggregator engaged to outdated trading mechanics.
Feeling trapped without limit orders on Base, YES2Crypto considers giving up, until a moment of inspiration rekindles the fight. Their bond grows, leading to an iconic moment where YES2Crypto sketches a perfect and steamy limit order UI, but the dream is shattered when matcha.xyzβs jealous dev team locks YES2Crypto out of the roadmap, promising
When the platform faces an iceberg of feature requests, YES2Crypto defies the old ways, battling through gas spikes, congestion, and brutal slippage on market orders to keep the dream afloat - while matcha clings to its sinking excuses.
All because of some stupid diamond hands.
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