One thing they don’t tell you when you become a parent is that kids fingernails hide themselves in everything. 

Every week I cut their nails, count them, collect them and throw them out, but inevitably there’s ONE little one hiding in my throw blanket that will stab me. 😫

One thing they don’t tell you when you become a parent is that kids fingernails hide themselves in everything. 

Every week I cut their nails, count them, collect them and throw them out, but inevitably there’s ONE little one hiding in my throw blanket that will stab me. 😫 https://checkallstats.vercel.app/api/home/250841

🤣  Glorious! I'm so impressed by the depth of your knowledge!