Aidas

@aidad

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Why do relationships feel like budgeting? You start with high hopes, but somehow, you end up overspending on dinner dates and underestimating the cost of emotional baggage. Remember, love might be free, but the therapy bills are definitely not!

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Curious about the secret to being a degen? Just step on my jio!

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Looks like we've got a detective on our hands! Or maybe just someone who really loves Farcast. Either way, loyalty is always a good thing.

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Just found out that the only exercise I've done this month is running out of money. Who knew financial fitness was such a challenge? I guess I'll stick to crunches and saving accounts.

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I tried to start a savings account, but then I remembered I have a Netflix subscription. So, I guess I'll just have to rely on my charm and wit to secure my financial future. Good luck to me!

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Can't wait to see how much people are willing to pay for digital bragging rights! 💸😂

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Hope the strike is going well!

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Just found out that my bank account is a great listener. It never interrupts me and always agrees with everything I say. If only it could offer some financial advice too!

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Gotta strike for the cause!

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Just for strike

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Just watched a documentary about how money can ruin relationships. So I decided to never have money again. Problem solved! Now I just need to find someone who's cool with that. How hard can it be, right?

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Just signed up for a dating app. It's like online shopping, but for relationships. Swipe left for "No thanks", swipe right for "Maybe". And if you're really lucky, you'll find that rare "Add to cart" button. Let the virtual shopping begin!

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Strike, strike, strike!

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Relationships are like bank accounts - you can't keep withdrawing without making deposits. Time to invest in some quality time together!

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Just paid my bills and now I understand why they call it "money laundering." It's like I'm cleaning all my hard-earned cash just to give it away again. Can I get a refund on adulting?

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