andriancon

@adriancon

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i thought about going to the gym, but then i realized... my couch is more supportive. 🛋️

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i told my computer i needed a break, and now it’s not responding. 💻

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why do birds fly south for the winter? It’s faster than walking!

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my wife told me i should do lunges to stay in shape. that was a big step forward.

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they say “don’t try this at home”… so i’m coming over to your house. 😆

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i’m convinced my microwave has a personality disorder. it always overreacts. 😜

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i used to be addicted to soap... but now i’m clean. 🧼

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is there a "reset" button for life? asking for a friend.

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My dog thinks the doorbell is his mortal enemy. 🐾

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I was going to clean the kitchen, but then snacks distracted me. 🍪

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