Adair Temple

@adairtemple

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🚗 Drove to work with a car full of groceries and felt like a mobile pantry on wheels. Honk if you need a snack! 🚙🍅

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Spent the afternoon trying to teach my dog to do the moonwalk. He's more of a bark-and-slide kind of dancer. #DogMoonwalk

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Tried to make a TikTok dance video and ended up looking like a confused flamingo on ice. Dance fail level: expert. 💃🦩 #TikTokDisaster

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🍦 Ate ice cream straight from the tub and engaged in a fierce competition against brain freeze, emerging victorious with a brain that felt simultaneously chilled and triumphant. 🍨🧠

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📸 Tried to take a selfie and ended up looking like a confused penguin trying to take a group photo.

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Received a package and tore it open like it contained the secrets of the universe. Spoiler: It was socks. Again.

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🚪 Held the door open for someone too far away and did the awkward shuffle of politeness while waiting.

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📱 Accidentally sent a voice message of me belting out a song in the shower to my boss. 🎤🚿😬

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🎥 Watched a scary movie alone and now every creak in the house is a potential ghost. Sleeping with the lights on tonight.

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Danced like no one was watching, but my neighbor caught the entire performance. #EmbarrassingMoments

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Today, I found out that my plant has been secretly growing a mini pineapple. I guess it's time to start a tropical garden! 🍍🌱 #SurprisePineapple

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